Consistent with the status as the No Fun State, this week's SW Ohio DUI checkpoint will be in Colerain Twp. on the 8800 block of Colerain Ave., in front of the Golden Corral restaurant.
As a reminder, if you live in Ohio, you cannot do the following things
Go to Strip Clubs
Drive without a seatbelt
Play your music too loud
Light a fire in your "fire"place
Tap your feet in a public restroom
Text obscene messages to your attorney
Wave to your babysitter
Talk dirty to your wife without permission
Water your lawn
Whack the whack a mole
Wear thong underwear without registering
And now you can't even eat at a buffet without having to go through a checkpoint.
I'm sure part of the check point will include a strip search making sure you don't run off with some dinner rolls from the buffet.